❝ At this point it truly does not matter to me if I wake up tomorrow or not. ❞

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sassytesseract:

amavissem:

ridge:

lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

trying to laugh silently when people are sleeping DID.NOT.WORK.

JUST WATCH IT. WHATEVER YOU DO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT 

but he’s actually a talented guy why is no one mentioning how gr9 he sounds rly

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❝ The conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have. ❞
Iain Thomas  (via unexpected-heartbeats)

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